One Sentence Rule

9 08 2009

When I don’t have time to review the first minute of a song from the Billboard Top 200, one sentence should suffice.

CTE Singer

I know. I made the same face.

Cage The Elephant – “Ain’t No Rest For The Wicked”:

Some hipster with a pale face and a bad haircut sings like G. Love while his buddy rips off Beck’s “Loser” on guitar.

Lady Gaga

She's so futuristic!

Lady GaGa – “Love Game”:

Lady Gaga gets groped on the train in the video and sings lyrics that sound like they came from an I Can Haz Cheezburger picture.

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